A term used by illiterate, dyslexic, motherfuckers hailing from Lapeer county michigan when trying to entice any woman willing to give him a shot in the area of dating, ultimately for sex (i.e. DTF)
These men typically are single due to their inability to keep a female due to their narrow minded nonsensical behavior, terrible grammar and low IQ.
"For all u single female out there, here the real man of still for you"
Translation : for all you single females out there, here's a real man of steel for you
A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head
He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit
A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.
Kiwi-man: what? Why?
Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .
Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO
(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
"Girl This man makes food for me in the morning and at night"... "Oh yeah you his girl because this man makes you food!!"
A female that Texts multiple guys at once
Girl pov:hi
Guypov:hi
Girl pov:wyd
Other guy pov: nothing
This is man hopping
That one guy that always talks all that shit on 2k20 ps4 and says he will beat you in real life on 139 Courts but actually never does meanwhile alex hustles everyday just to beat lakota after quarantine. lakota = keyfood man \ Alex = hustler
Hey kevin remember when key food man said that he was gonna beat me in a 1 on 1 and he lied , trash kids these days.