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The kind of big pram which will take him home after a biig night in the piss.
He was so drunk she had to take him home in the man pram.
Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.
“Why's he kicking the air"
“Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy maaaaaaaaan tvvvvvvvvvv is so poopt =y tv poopy man tv
The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
A festival that involves black men who are killing random stuff. Also, white people are allowed. Chicago is another word for it. Most of th time it has no meaning and is said out of the blue.
Trevon: “black man killing fest”
Greg: “lol what the fuck does that mean”
Trevon: “it doesn’t.”
Canada's third official supervillain (second being hand sanitizer man and the first being peepeepoopoo man), the Trash man throws trash over people's fences into their backyards whenever he wants to whoever he wants with seemingly no motive other than to piss people off. Witnesses report seeing him wearing a disposable face mask and a pair of blue sunglasses along with a green baseball cap, it is thought that he wears these to conceal his identity. As of typing this the trash man has not been identified
tim: WHO THE FUCK THREW TRASH INTO MY BACKYARD
tom: must have been the trash man
Remus sanders. He’s big time trash, eats deodorant, makes dick jokes, and is obsessed with butts. Remus is a character from Thomas Sanders’s “Sanders Sides”
“Did y’all see DWIT?”
“yeah remus is lowkey my favorite but he’s such a trash man”