I might jazmin

to be cool

Bro, I might jazmin

“I appreciate the little things in life.”

Code for pedophiles.
(Something you usually see online, commonly found in bios)

(Online setting)
thing 1: “i appreciate the little things in life.” 😉
thing 2: wat..

i farted

when you fart

my balls itch because i farted

i farted

the word I farted means I want to be fucked by a submissive femboy immediately

"i want black dick in my mouth right now oh shit i farted"

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

VVT-i

Very very thotty ingine

Paul: “James, your JZX100 is such a bitch! it keeps breaking down on you!”
James: “Oh, It’s because there’s a 1JZGTE VVT-i in it, she’s a Very Very Thotty Ingine”
Paul: “You better start looking at other options, James. My 1991 JZZ30 with a 1JZGTE Non Very very thotty ingine has never let me down!”

I- Wha?

Used in response to someone saying something idiotic or completely incomprehensible.

P1: Hamburgers are good for the trees :)
P2: I- Wha?

P1: Did I stutter?