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I winked out with wifey last night instead of helping you rob that burger joint.
When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.
"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.
"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.
"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.
A discussion that has nothing to do with the main topics
The basic Netiquette:
If you want to send low effort posts (memes, shitposts, stickers, GIFs), or if you want to circlejerking/circle jerking/doing intellectual masturbation, or if you want to being a nasty hoo-man beings, or if you want to discuss anything out of topic, then do it somewhere else
To get kicked out of a group on facebook
The admin said if I keep on making dirty comments she would boost me out the group
When something works out so well it's unbelievable.
"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."
When you're too baked to say far out
Fuckkkk man that's sooo out far, wait what
When management interferes with your job and tries to micromanage you, but you are actually more competent at your job than they are.
Hey managers, if you would just get out of my way maybe things would actually be done properly!