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Beating your meat, masturbating
- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!
An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.
Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.
"The stinkiest man" is a different name for anyone whos name starts with the letter T, who is gay and a femboy!
Tobias is a femboy and gay, he must be the stinkiest man
Like his boss Crotone-Man,Penalty-man is another overrated Portuguese fraud.I can swear he'll be the first player to win a Puskas with a penalty and he normally drops 5/10 every match and statpads with penalties.
Penalty-Man cried so much that he was awarded a penalty after a football match ended
When 3 men - or women with penises - all lie down and suck or jerk each-others cocks in a circle-like position. The natural evolution of a 69.
"That party was wild!"
'What happened?'
"We got so high, we ended up giving each-other the 3-man handshake!"
'Bro, that's some crazy shit.'
describes a personality quality of extreme or excessive pride or dangerous overconfidence, often in combination with (or synonymous with) arrogance.
Yo, that guy there is a total Cro man.
Referencing a biological man that deceptively looks like a biological woman.
Guy 1: "Wow she's gorgeous, I wish she was my wife."
Guy 2: "That's a man."