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'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict
Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict
It's 6:43 AM and I have nothing to do and I keep searching up stuff. I need to get a life, and you do too for searching this. I hope you're happy with yourself. now bury yourself in a hole and don't come out. :-))
I use this place for nothing is - When your le epic bored and search what you are feeling.
When someone calls you a name, the response
Oh...you called me a fuck...well...when I said hello I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft
If someone calls you out for saying a swear word this is what you respond with LOL
Oh? You just called me a fuck. Well..I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft
Stuck … no play..
Try not to cry…
To myself I say…
As I question why…
Ideas I do…
Fears… have them too…
I just love you!!!
Faith over fear…
I try to hold this near…
Sometimes it is clear…
Others I should probably hide in my rear…
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