A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..
Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for
a poo and a do.
It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.
Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.
To insert a drinking straw into your anus and then place said straw into someone else's drink
Hamish is pissing me off, blagging drinks all night. Watch this, I'm going to poo snorkel him as way of payback.
Someone who freely discusses bowel movements; in frequency, size and consistency terms. Said discussion will have no warning leading up to the description of the movement and may be weaved in to a casual conversation about the day, in general.
My wife is a real Poo-talker, she told me all about her breather today...
The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.
"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"
a general reference towards a homesexual male.
Look at those guys kissing over there, they must be poo-stabers.
A Ratty poo is a dog that has a large body and small head typically a chihuahua. The word ratty comes from the resemblance of a rat. The word poo comes from the love we carry in our hearts for them.
"come here my little ratty poo"
(dog should run up to you and give affection)