Person 1: Hey, anyone wanna control my max 2?
Person2: Yeah sure.
A threesome with 2 ugly girls.
"I heard you had A good time last night"
"Nah, Nothing to brag about, I got 2 pennies"
"Hey i ran out of monkey"
"yo man just get Monkey 2"
"isnt that just monkey but again"
"yes, yes it is"
Hey ash it’s October 2nd
Ash:Oh yeah happy october 2nd bestieeee
rule number two usually means DO NOT CUM!
me: bro remember rule #2
other: don’t worry jit i know already