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phrase- simply means that if you're ever forced to go somewhere in public with your parents (the local mall for example), and you don't want to be seen in this humiliating situation, you walk 10 tiles ahead of your parents, nobody will ever notice that you're with them. The whole thing goes out the window if they scream your name out across the mall, but the entire situation can be avoided completely if you just bring your cell phone and they allow you to leave their watchful eyes.
John: I have to go to the mall with my parents, and for some reason they said I can't leave their sight.
Joe: No sweat man. All you have to do is use the 10 tile rule.
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10 Second Rule is an expansion from the 5 Second Rule due usually for being too drunk! By the time the food has been dropped, your mind figuring out it has been dropped and finally realising you DO have to bend down retrieve the food it's still fine to just give it a rub off and continue to eat it. (If you are drunk, so are germs, therefore it's going to take them longer to get to the food.)
Drunk Dude 1: *Been drinking all night, drops fat juicy chip from the chippy on the sick ass ground, watches it fall, looks upset* "Damn! Oh well, 10 second rule" *Bends down, picks it up and eats it*
Drunk Dude 2: *Agrees with the 10 second rule*
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Final fantasy 10 is a total buds game. Takes like 200 hours to fully compleate and anyone who says the storyline is crap must just be too stupid to understand whats happening. K the end boss is a little ahole but Nemisis is by far the hardest boss in ANY final fantasy game.
Some dumb guy: Final fantasy sucks balls the story line is all fucked up...
Me: Your just some dumb nerd sitting behind you computer, say that to my face. I'll cut your lips up so you never say anything like that again.
Some dumb guy: Your totally right, now im gonna blow my brains out cause im such a stupid moron.
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When you see a customer within 10 feet of you, you ask them if they need assistance. This applies to employees at retail stores like Wal*mart.
Bob (a Walmart associate) is stocking shelves in the chemical department, and he notices a customer about 6 feet away looking at the air-fresheners. Bob uses the "10 foot rule": "How are you today sir? I notice you're looking at the air-fresheners today." Customer: "Yes sir. I see you have new Glade candles scents for the fall season." Bob: "Why yes we do. We have 4 new scents to choose from, and we also have them in the spray forms, as well as the plug-in oil refills." The associate used the 10 foot rule very well resulting in a happy customer who will most likely continue to shop there time and time again.
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Judgement day. Maybe the kid wasn't stupid after all....
guy: ayo what is the date today
guy 2: it's september 9 today
Guy: oh no. tomorrow is 9/10/21. it's judgement day.
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You Have To Kiss som1 u rlly like
or ask som1 to kiss u during this period
so all u ppl who have never kissed any1 let’s go and u can’t say no or backout
Dude it’s 5th Tmw U need stay clear of the girls from November 5-10
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a unit of speed mainly used for drug dealers also known as keepin it pushin
man you were going mack 10 speed when you saw the police man :friend. thanks man i had to keep it pushin... i was not going to jail son.
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