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A variant of Covid-19, targeting the respiratory and conspiratory functions, its victims can neither breathe nor understand the basic arithmetic of election results.
She had tested positive for Qvid-20. In her ICU bed, gasping for breath, she would never stop believing that Covid was a hoax, and that Trump was a messiah, sent by God to smite Democratic Satanic pedophiles. Of course he had won. "It was stolen! A conspiracy!" she gasped, but through the respirator, no one could hear her.
Candlepin bowling...
Dad: lets go bowling
Son: i love candlepin bowling
Dad: ?
Son: its big 20 bowling
Dad: ok lets go
*drives to candlepin bowling*
That boy hits 200 for 2 weeks :0 you should follow him fr maybe toyr lucky when he follow you back.
Did you see the wife of hyunjin.offical.20.
A month in 2020 that was the end of days, at the culmination of COVID-19. Last act of humanity was the April Fool joke by US government that marijuana cures the corona virus.
Me: I can’t wait for 4-20! Imma smoke me a fatty and cure the pandemic!
Virus: Yes, that is going to happen! Mind if I take the first hit?
How bad this year was out of 20.
Me: "Hey how bad was this year?"
Friend: "ehhh I'd say it was 20/20"
A unit of measurement for travelling around the city of Ottawa. No matter the distance, it will always take 20 minutes.
I am going down the road to get groceries. It is gonna be an Ottawa 20 before I get there.