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Roland Jupiter-8

A 1980s synthesizer. It is often considered to be the best manufactured synthesizer of all time. (by music professionals and experts alike.)

It sold for a very short time and was then discontinued. Through 1981-1984; but not even 3 full years. (Much to the dismay of disgruntled musicians who want to test drive it.)

It is unknown why Roland discontinued making the Jupiter-8. Many people believe that the Roland Jupiter-8 was way too powerful and costly for Roland to build, more than people to buy it. So they had withdraw it; in order to save their company from bankruptcy. (In other words, it cost Roland more money to build one; than for someone to buy it on retail.)

So, you want to buy a Roland Jupiter-8, eh? Well, You're going to have to save 15-16K thousand bucks for a used one! (this bad boy Synthesizer is even more costly than an average house or used car! Mindblowing.)

by Krazee Rob December 14, 2018


Emily Mikhail 8)

Emily is an outstanding person you would love to be friends with. Girls that see Emily are jealous because they can’t shoot 3’s like her. She is the BEST best friend you could ever ask for. Emily can be loud but fun to hang out with. She offers for help everyday, and is a very helpful friend you would want. Emily is amazing, outstanding, compassionate, courageous, trustworthy, empathic, and a lot more! If you were ever looking for a friend give her a call because you want friends like her.

Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Group of Kids: “I’ve heard she’s a good friend”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”

by smile=always June 9, 2019


Emily Mikhail 8)

Emily is an outstanding person you would love to be friends with. Girls that see Emily are jealous because they can’t shoot 3’s like her. She is the BEST best friend you could ever ask for. Emily can be loud but fun to hang out with. She offers for help everyday, and is a very helpful friend you would want. Emily is amazing, outstanding, compassionate, courageous, trustworthy, empathic, and a lot more! If you were ever looking for a friend give her a call because you want friends like her.

Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Group of Kids: “I’ve heard she’s a good friend”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”

by smile=always June 9, 2019


8 Mile Tourette's

A neurological disorder characterized by involuntary freestyle raps from the movie 8 Mile and often the compulsive utterance of obscenities and complete battles from said film.

I can't sleep in because Rick's 8 Mile Tourette's is acting up and has him screaming about Clarence going to private school.

by Princess Weekend October 20, 2017


8 shot marathon

When one consumes 8 shots of any alcohol in rapid succesion at 1 a.m. or later and proceeds to run a distance of at least 2 miles

Holy shit I heard Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 30 minutes!

by dickdrizzle69 June 10, 2012


taking the 8 count

Waiting til the last second before getting up and getting back into the game

Leave me alone! I'm not drunk!! I’m just taking the 8 count! I'll be there in a second!!

by January 15, 2021


Set 8 FC

“Set 8 FC” is a name given to a football team. But not just any team. The players demonstrate skills beyond normality. These phenomenal retards not only possess skills to win any game of football, they’ll steal your Mrs whilst they’re at it.

“Oh shit, playing Set 8 FC next Monday

Oh fuck, hide your wives fellas!”

by PakistansFinest December 8, 2019