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Chinese safety glasses

The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.

"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"

"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"

by Stone Boner September 4, 2018


chinese thunderdoodle

When having sex doggy style with a Chinese girl and when trying to talk dirty, she barks and farts (or sharts) straight on to you

Person 1: “Dude how was last night, she was a mad cute asian”
Person 2: “The sex was fire until she turned into a Chinese thunderdoodle”

by Adam and Jake March 20, 2019


The Chinese Wall

The fine act of you putting 8 pieces of 'Snus' under your upper and lower lip - 4 under your upper lip and 4 under your lower lip - causing you to get brutally stoned.

Oh shit, he just took a The Chinese Wall and he aight'

by JersaySutteren May 23, 2021


I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase

1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"

by lasagna snake February 24, 2024


Chinese Handkerchief

When anyone of the Asian persuasion hacks a Lougee out of their nose by holding one side of their nostril. Hence, blowing it out across the sidewalk. It’s a whole new level of gross.

I just dodged a “Chinese Handkerchief” right in front of me walking to work in the morning!

by Kiki is da man! November 20, 2021


Higher Chinese

if you enjoy this subject, you have serious mental issues.
higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer

person a: "i enjoy higher chinese"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"

by techflier September 9, 2024


Chinese Haggler

A chinese haggler is some random 60+ year old asian man (can be from any asian country) they say the n-word a lot.

That damn nigger beat the fuck out of that chinese haggler.

by dildo penis April 2, 2022