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Drive it like an Uber

When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.

"We're running late, drive it like an Uber!"

by USC Godfather August 26, 2018


wacker drive

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.

My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?

by Chrisischristinenow January 18, 2017


Drive-by-snozzing

When your dog comes and wipes its nose accross your body, and or arms and legs, getting its boogers all over you.

I was a victim of a-drive by-snozzing

Doggy, you have me a drive-by-snozzing.

by Alexalilly October 06, 2014


5 minute drive-by

A dumb way of saying "booty call" or "hit it and quit it"

"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"

by Ginjabrd October 04, 2022


SSD Drive

A misnomer for an SSD. 'SSD' stands for solid state drive, so calling it an 'SSD Drive' would be calling it a 'solid state drive drive'.

Adam: "Yo i just installed an SSD drive in my PC! It's so fast!"
Mark: "... you mean an SSD?"
Adam: "Yeah, the new SSD drive thingy, it makes it go so much faster!"
Mark: "The D in SSD already stands for 'drive', so why are you adding an extra 'drive' to the end? So you're installing a solid state drive drive to your PC?"
Adam: "uhm, i don't know. i just thought that was what it was called, just like an HDD drive."
Mark: "... HARD DISK DRIVE.... DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

by suburban__dictionary April 11, 2023


Floppy Drived

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.

We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.

by tedmosbysexarchitect December 28, 2021


Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.

"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"

by Loaft May 27, 2018