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The fresh way your eyes feel before you look at a computer screen or television set. After five minutes of looking at any glowing rectangle, though, the feeling disappears and is replaced with a slight headache.
Jon: What's wrong?
Mike: Just turned on my computer and lost my virgin eyes.
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rhys is the biggest virgin, he prob will be a virgin for life or might lose his virginity at 45 in his mums basement.
man 1: rhys is the biggest virgin!
man 2: ikr he prob wont lose his virginity until he is 45!
man 1: what a ultra virgin
man 2: rhys the virgin lol
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You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.
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a person who has never eaten a voodoo doughnut before
I lost my voodoo virginity to cock and balls ;)
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When a virgin or person who has never been in a serious relationship is over clingy, over bearing, and clueless as to how partner relationships work.
I knew he had Virgin Syndrome when he tried to be a doctor when he found out I had anxiety, like, know your place, dude.
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A person who has not read one Harry Potter book or seen one Harry Potter movie.
She didn't even know about Dumbledore; she's such a Harry Virgin! We should have a Harry marathon to de-virginize her!
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A person will be a virgin till the day they die, even if there is an after life or the person is reborn again they will always be a virgin. They also know nothing about sex at all.
Rhys: Pussy feels like a cold bath!
Vanna: Stfu you haven't had sex before you Ultra Virgin!
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