food run

When you plan a long run, typically between 7 and 20 miles, to end at a destination for food you would only eat after having finished a long run.

"I mapped a 10-mile food run from lower Manhattan to Bensonhurst because I wanted to reward myself with a giant bowl of pho and vietnamese snacks at the end. (Nevermind that that I live less than a mile away from perfectly delicious pho!)"

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baby food

cuming inside of a pregnant girl. the baby was hungry.

i dont have to go to the store, johnny already got me some baby food

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Baby Food

when you dont have any meat left and youre hungry. youre walking with the knife thinking what to eat, and then you notice the baby is crying.

Man, we almost starved last night. good thing i found some baby food

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Food Street

An absolutely dreadful game where you run a stupid restaurant. It's boring, slow, and takes all of your money. Don't waste your time on it.

Person 1: I'm playing Food Street!
Person 2: I'd rather play Hay Day because Food Street sucks!!

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food mood

The feeling deep in your bones where you aren't hungry, but you feel like eating.

Man, I just had supper two hours ago, but now I'm in a food mood.

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Fallback Food

Food ate at the end of a night out when an individual has failed to pull. Usually a kebab.

"We didn't pull in there so we just got some fallback food on the way home"

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Troll Food

Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.

*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."

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