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When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
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1. The birthplace of Juliette Gordon Low, the founder of the Girl Scouts of the United States of America, located in Savannah, GA.
2. The holly land for Girl Scouts.
3. The reason that the service industry of Savannah hates the Girl Scouts.
4. A historic house full of bratty, spoiled Girl Scouts.
Girl Scouts sell cookies so that they can visit the Juliette Gordon Low Birthplace.
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Noun
1. Biscuit
2. Stress Relief
3. Popular party trick
4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.
"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.
"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.
"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
When the mc of a peak anime blitzes the verse of a trash anime
Charles: damn I wonder what naruto would be doing rn if he existed
Intellectual individual: Didn't he get clapped by luffy? He's 6 feet in the ground rn 😹🙏 Luffy claps the midruto verse low diff
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The technical term for a soldier. First coined during the 1990/91 Gulf War.
"Well it look like Jeff is going to be a low cost high velocity bullet stopper, I mean soldier."
"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"
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You just said your ass is itchy in Spanish
Me: scratches ass vigorously like SMG4 mario.
TEN GO PICK A SON IN ME COOL LOW AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking
guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."
guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."