The worst school you will ever see in your fucking life. You cant find a room that DOESNT have a drug dealing murderer who somehow still roams about. Food is so fucking overpriced too, mate im not paying a quid for a dry bit of bread. Did I mention its in Lowestoft?
Guy 1: Ok, but wheres your child going when she's older?
Guy 2: Anywhere but Ormiston Denes Academy! Their vice principle rapes little girls!!!!
Guy 1: Goddamn right.
Something the creators of ABCmouse.com made that targets older kids (by older, I mean 8-13)
"Bruh I'm over 13 and I don't have kids stop showing me Adventure Academy ads"
Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.
"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."
A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.
Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.
Carlton Yute academy, often referred to as CYA, is basically hogwarts but for young trappers. Students there will partake in such courses as ‘ making opp boy do ten toes’, ‘ lingo’, ‘ running the streets’, and many more ‘cheeky’ activities. CYA often partakes in school trips visiting notorious venues such as Stokesley Trap house, Carlton cotton picking factory and St Augustines Anglican Church.
My current education is in the hands of Carlton Yute Academy.
A ded school located in Birmingham close to an area called alum rock where you’ll find many roadman wannabes chilling thinking they’re Escobar after watching narcos and listening to grime
The school is full of ded girls with dead faces like zombies and even worse personslities who claim they can link any guy but can’t even dip yard past 5pm
What’s that prison full of of students particularly ded girls called?
Deadwood Heath Academy?
The Mahopac Academy is a program for Satanists and Retards who are not able learn via the Standard Education system. The Mahopac School District likes to claim it is a normal program with normal kids and classes when really its just a cheap backup plan to scape Delinquents and Botards past the school system and have them pass. Not risking the buildings being shot up or an angry retard rip someone's chest cavity open.
"Oh man those fucking crazy satanists and Botards in the Mahopac Academy"