A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.
“Be careful bro that girl is the town speed bump everybody’s hit it, but no one’s happy about it.”
Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.
I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work
To have Herpes,
Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later
Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.
"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"
A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because
1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)
2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today