Rural Dictionary

My school is the best.

What every highschool-aged student seems to think of their school, based on the posts on this website.

A phrase that is casually thrown out without any thought on the subject. However, it could become obsolete if these people realized that their highschool is most likely the only one they have ever gone to and will ever go to, unless they move, and therefore they have no real basis of comparison aside from certain regional academic competitions.
About these competitions, a little birdie told me that they actually don't matter in the real world. It's a funny thing, really. Sure, you might be a smart kid, but that blue ribbon from the science fair probably isn't going to turn into a Nobel Prize.

The truth is, no school is actually "the best." This may be hard for some readers to swallow, but I'm sure they'll cope somehow.

After all, it's not the school that necessarily determines the level of intellectual thought that goes on within the average student, but the student itself. In the words of the great philosopher Barack Obama, "You can't put lipstick on a pig."

Anybody can convince a moron that he or she is intelligent.

Kid: My school is the best.

Rational individual: ...

by Pseudothefaker July 9, 2010

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CHILDS BEST INTERESTS

A current or future physical , emotional enviroment for a child suggested by state (family services) only with the consent of the childs parents & grandparents except where there has been a criminal conviction for abuse against said child

it`s in the childs best interests to remain in care as there may be a risk of emotional harm in the future

by JACK`S DAD May 18, 2011

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Gay best friend

A straight man who tries to appeal towards women by being feminine and simply acts as if they were gay. They think they’re hot shit because they can get hugs and are referred to as things like “twin” , or “bestie”. Gay best friends think that by completely emasculating themselves and looking like a complete tool they can get some. Most Gay best friends end up surviving solely off hugs, hand holding and hair braiding.

Myles: Dude did you see the video of logan wearing that girls earrings and friendship bracelet.

Diego: Ya, he’s a gay best friend. What do you expect.

by Jason pual 06 April 30, 2019

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