Boat hoes

Always on someone’s boat or Yatch posting videos on Instagram. These hoes will only hang out with you, when the weather is bad. These boat hoes can be found in near water, famous in south Florida. These boat hoes has bunch of dudes, sugar daddy’s with boats/ yatchs.

Tom : hey wanna grab a drink this Saturday?
Ashely :
Tom : Looks at Ashely’s Ig story on a Yatch, says “These boat hoes”

Alex : what happened to that girl you went on date with ?
Tom : yeah, they are all boats hoes

Boat paddle

A person that like to stir up shit for the fun of it

John is being a boat paddle towards his friends

Brotor Boat

When you motor boat a man’s balls.

While giving my man a blow job, I decided to get creative and brotor boat his balls.

Land boat

A boat on land that does nothing and is worthless.

Bro you're acting like and land boat

dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy

The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat