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When someone accidentally hits or elbows your boob and it hurts like hell
liz: blahblahblah, omg! (about to stand up, but accidentally elbows sarah in boob)
sarah: ow!
liz: what?
sarah: u gave me a boob jab!
when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them
How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.
Large boobs, to the extent that the woman who has them is more desirable because of them. When a woman who would otherwise merely be attractive has very large breasts which put her among the most attractive women, she has trump boobs.
Kelly and Annie would be equally cute, but Kelly has trump boobs, so she's hotter.
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llama boobs are boobs that only llama believers have, people that worship the llamas as well. These llama boobs contain special powers just like llama ass , but llama boobs are way more special!
(the special powers CAN NOT be written on urbandictionary.com because llama lovers already know them :p )
llama lover : my ass is gonna buy it for you
non-llama lover : ur ass ?!
llama lover : yes
non-llama lover : i dint noe ur ass cud buy things =-O
llama lover : yup yup... i have a llama ass
non-llama lover : what can ur boobs do =-O?
llama lover : im not telling you =p
non-llama lover : i wannaa noe !
llama lover : too bad
non-llama lover : cuz i wanna do that too :
llama lover : i have llama boobs
llama lover : && u don't
llama lover : llama boobs have powerssssssss.
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a name a guy is given when he puts on his mom's bra and stuffs macaroni in it.
"Hey look! It's Noodle Boobs!"
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a girl who has two lumps to the side of her vagina that look likes boobs
Matt: Did you see Audrey's Vagina Boobs?
Steve: Ya I poked on of them
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When a shirt is tight from the waist to below the boobs then flairs out to tighten at the neck creating a loose pouch that contains the boobs.
"I wonder how big her boobs are inside that pouch"
"I keep my boobs in a pouch where they are less likely to be seen"
"My boob pouch really holds in all my boobs"
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