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The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.
I pulled the drunk monkey on my lady last night.
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a ruff looking blonde beard on a guy.
Stephen Pack has a long monkey sperm on his chin.
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A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.
Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
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slang for pussy pics
That POF girl sent me some hot monkey shots! You have to see these
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men fucktard townie
A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"
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A sexual position in which the female hangs from the male’s body, using her arms, from the neck and the torso. Once in this pendulus position, the male squeezes the torso of the female with his elbows, and shakes them. In addition, he begins aggressively thrusting with his hips. The combination of the rapid shaking from the elbows and the rapid thrusting from the hips, creates an immense orgasm for the female.
Oh yeah, Regan and I totally did the Cling-Monkey last night.