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California loser highlight reel

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".

You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.

by The Original Agahnim January 15, 2022


California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.

Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 25, 2022


california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020


California Slamdown

The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California

Alright baby, get ready for the California Slamdown I’m bout ta cause a earthquake up in this bitch

by Retarded_stove May 16, 2019


California stirfry

When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman

Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?

by ChinkBob August 23, 2019


California Sunchips

While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.

Hey girl, you want some Doritos?
No thanks, just ate some California Sunchips

by Kademus February 10, 2015


california rude

Loud and obnoxious, leaking with narcissism. Typically unintentionally rude but not purposely. Simply ignorant.

-That’s so cool! I’m gonna make this conversation about myself now.
-Oh shit I’m sorry I interrupted you, all the pot I’ve been smoking will make me forget what I was gonna say so I interrupted you in an extremely obnoxious manner.
-dang man I can tell you’re from California cause you’re so obnoxious

Dang man I’m so sorry I guess I’m being soooo California rude

by Bagggofweeed July 9, 2021