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A cigarette with coke on the filter. Numbs your mouth for about 20 minutes.
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A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.
Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...
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A small, dome shaped candy most commonly characterized
by a salty flavor and similar likeness to gum drops. The preferred method of consumption is to swallow it, rather than spitting it like gum.
"This cum drop candy is delicious!" Tim said.
George turned to me indiscreetly and said, "I told you Tim was gay."
"Fuck you, Man! "
And so ensued a slap fight between George and Tim that eventually ended in a Gay Make-out session on the floor, followed by things that are so horrible that I weep to speak of them.
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To place a small candy such as m&m's or nerds between the foreskin and glans penis prior to receiving oral sex.
It was valentines day so i thought i would surprise her with chocolates from the Iraqi Candy Shop!
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When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.
My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!
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When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.
Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
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