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fat lesbian nerd with rosasia.
Ew! look at that captain red face! let's beat the shit out of it.
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the term to describe a person who has the captain 69 on their pants
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Someone that comes in when a girl is way drunk and saves them from passing out and trys to make out with them.
Shaniqua was about to pass out and Damien saved her and ate her vagina.
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lee saerom from fromis_9. if you wanna know, that fromis_9 is first girl group in 4th generations. And just this girl group calling 'leader' as a captain, she just not a captain but she has a goddess visual. Not just about this, that saerom is the one of the best leaders in kpop. She really cares the other members like family. Just not about that, when she got controversy in vlive at night she upload explain in detail about what happened in vlive. Saerom is best captain and no one regret.
4th gen captain says
"i am worried about members"
"I will fight the company to make our comeback soon"
"flover, how can you give me another good news in two days..? i'm going cry. as much as flover worked hard, we will be
a fromis_9 that will make flovers shoulder rise to the sky no matter where or when. thank you my loves"
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A reference to Groucho Marx in "Animal Crackers". Said when someone who deserves to be insulted is dissed in a very witty way.
Dr Daniel Heimbauch: If marriage is radically redefined as being just a way of affirming private feelings of loving attraction then equality would require allowing people who love dogs to marry dogs and people who love ice cream to marry ice cream!
Jon Stewart: Yes, That's exactly right! You know I realize now that's not a bald head that's a solar panel for a dumbass machine.
Audience member: Hooray for Captain Spaulding!
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Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party
Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”
Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “
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a spin off the dirty sanchez. When a man takes his penis, after having anal sex, and rubs it across his partners top lip, and then makes a line from her bottom lip to her chin, giving her the resemblence of Captain Jack Sparrow.
He took the Dirty Sanchez one step further and pulled a Captain Jack Sparrow on her, needless to say, he was cut off for a month.
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