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Chinese Hacker

Lmfao, Lmbao, and Lmao

Guy 1: omg the british secret service finally caught that family of chinese hackers
Guy 2: lm(f)(b)ao

by itnen May 25, 2023


chinese poodle

When an Asian man has a hairy dick.

HOLY SHIT! I found a Chinese Poodle!

by allahu Ackbar April 21, 2017


Chinese mAh

A capacity that's usually equal to around 300mAh-650mAh, at least for 18650 batteries.
You can take the capacity that's stated and divide by 10 to usually get the real capacity. But if its above 650mAh its probably more towards 300mAh

This happens because places in asia take 18650 batteries out of ewaste and then send them to china where they get processed down to fake 18650 batteries.

Person 1: Do you think these 18650s would be good enough to vape with? They are 9900mAh which is the biggest ive seen!
Person 2: No, thats in chinese mAh. Its probably like 320mAh. Get some Samsung 30Q batteries from a reputable source.
Person 1: I found some samsung 30Q for cheap on aliexpress!

Person 2: Not from there there, dumbass

by worldsworstopsec January 2, 2023


chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!

I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!

by March 5, 2024


Chinese food

A food made out of cat or dog

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat

by Aloafofdeath February 27, 2019


Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.

Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?

by ๅ„ษ™แƒ›ิต๐Ÿ…ทษ™๊‹Š December 20, 2024


Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)

Checkout my new Chinese Kid!

by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023

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