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Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.
I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!
Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!
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90 year old chinese guy cum
Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .
A front butt wedgie for the ladies.
D: Wow I have a wedgie!
M: Not as bad as a chinese wedgie
An elevator left in poor conditions that it looks or/is about to break down
“Man! I’m not going in that thing it looks like a Chinese elevator.”
Piss in a bitch, than shit in her mouth, then jump on her stomach and see it shoot out!
Damn bro, I did the Chinese Stomp Rocket on Jessica last night. She went wild.
When two heterosexual individuals - one an authentic Korean and the other an authentic Chinese, which is male or female is irrelevant - fornicate using the leftover grease from today's breakfast hashbrowns. At the brink of climax, the male will scream "It's hot! It's real hot!"
This signals the female to finish him off by slopping her greased-up fuckhole around his pulsating cock, doing him past orgasm until she also reaches climax - at which point, both will do a synchronized backflip to produce a satisfying *pop* sound when the male slips out of the female, erupting the "secret sauce" all over both participants. If either party misses their landing, and breaks their nose, it is referred to as a 'Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot with Ketchup'.
Kim "Hey Wong, can we do a Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot together?"
Wong "Oh, of course Kim!"
*After the Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot*
Kim "What the fuck?! I didn't order it with Ketchup!"
Wong "I can't breath."
Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.
1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*
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