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A Super Human Who Can Do Anything...!
Chuck-Norris Can Breath Underwater Holding His Breath!
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JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently
Chuck Norris is allegedly the only man to ever beat Bruce Lee. Lee later Admitted to this fact
Shit dude Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee
*random person runs and hides*
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Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.
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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
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Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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