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A specific hand gesture used to signify your wish to rapidly 'pump' or 'enter' your work colleagues vaginal/anal region.
John: hey, wanna see the new office code i made?
Irene: what does it mean?
John: it means your gonna bleed.
A mercenary-level developer that produces obfuscated code that fullfills the case study, thus bein able to charge his freelance honoraries faster than a Ninja can draw a Shuriken from his robe.
His obfuscation stems not from bad faith, but merely from getting results as fast as possible; and mainly because, like the proverbial Ninja, he claims to be a Black Belt master of any weapon (language) he gets his hand on.
"Jack of All Trades, Master of None" is a phrase of wisdom he disdains with a sense of pride.
This dude is a Code Ninja, no matter in which language is the thing written in. Code's a bit messy, but the customer got his results rather quickly.
Girl code
1. No dating friends ex's unless they say (they're probaly hurt if they let you)
2. Dont copy a friends actions, they;; drop you.
3. Don't wear something your friend has worn.
4. NEVER EVER date a friends ex if they let you, they probaly still like them.
5. BE BOLD!!!
6. Never be friends .#/date your friend enemy
Girl code as conventionally known related to not dating your girl friend’s exes. This definition is not only shallow but also likely coined by high school girls if at all coined by women.
The real girl code refers to staying female identified.
Empathizing with women first and foremost with the exceptions
As of today, women are shamed by not only men but also by fellow womenfolk for not subscribing to “norms”. Whether said norms are misguided or not.
Examples of staying on code: girl code
Do not join hands with men to tear women down.
Do not sit up with men who are dragging women.
Mothers treat dote on your daughters more. Your (precious) son will not/cannot play on your team. He will join the team that he identifies with; men.
Do better with your daughter-in-laws, as fellow women were better off as allies than rivals over who’s the first priority in ‘your sons’ life.
Let men defend themselves against other men. Do not get involved in male rivalry.
Protect other women, women are stronger in numbers.
Call the police every time. On your sons, fathers, uncles, male cousins, anyone who attempts to/ does you harm. Spare another woman/person the chance of being harmed because you didn’t call the cops when you should’ve.
No excuses for misogyny.
Learn the definition of misogyny and stop using the term so loosely.
Girl code-
“Pineapple is at the new cafe with jam”
“JAM?!”
“Yeah they have penis with them too”
“BRO I HATE THEM”
“Yeah they’re stealing pineapple.”
1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = We need
5. I am sorry = I am sorry
6. We need to talk = We need to talk
7. Sure, go ahead = Permission
8. Do what you want = Permission
9. I am not upset = I am not upset
10. You're very attentive tonight = Looking good
Girl code can be complex.
You DO NOT. EVER. date or like a man (or a girl ;)) your friend likes, is dating or flirting with. It will cause them to be SO DEPRESSED. Also NEVER replace them EVER.
Well, she never said i broke girl code ;)