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Gavin: You read the Baudelaire essay where he's talking about mutiliating his unwitting sexual partners?
Hortencia: tw;dr
A Safeway bootleg bargain-basement knock-off generic drink that appears to be a xeroxed watered-down Dr. Pepper... but it really actually tastes more like a slightly watery Mr. Pibb---which also tastes like a Dr. Pepper rip-off.
Eh... it has it's charm.
I can't afford a can of Dr. Pepper. How about a two-liter jug of Dr. Skipper?
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!
someone who is being a real big dick and telling people what to do but what they are telling people is wrong
dave look at this dr dick face
It's a kind innocent sweet girl. she's too adorable and loveable. She is everyone's friend who texts them quickly once you text her. She also loves online shopping and dreams to be the official ambassador of the shop!!. Once you are friends with her, you will NEVER regret it. Trust me
Dr. Peanut Its nice to met you!!
When you sit on your hand until it is numb and put on a medical grade glove and masturbate with yourself.
Man, being stuck in my apartment is tough, but at least I can have a visit with Dr. Strangeglove every now and then.
Driving while texting.
A dirty way to SLAM driving and texting together!
I think dr-exting is more dangerous for the receiver!!!