before the dark times

Before the dark times is a quote said by Obi wan Kenobi in "A New Hope" which is used to say that times where good for the jedi before the empire, this heavy implies that at the moment, Obi wan is having flashbacks to the clone wars and his former Padawan, Anakin Skywalker. It is also used as an expression of when someone changed for the worse

Obi Wan Kenobi: Before the Dark times.... Before the Empire

dark sticky maple

When you use maple syrup as lubrication for a girl's asshole and after cumming you eat her ass.

Veronica finally let me girl her a dark sticky maple and her asshole still tasted like shit.

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dark meat platter

When a rather well hung black fellow conceals his penis in a silver dinner platters and exhibits it to an unsuspecting victim.

Officer: What happened here?
Victim: He dark meat plattered me.....

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The dark moon emoji

This could be used in a sexual conversation, to underline a point or it could also be used sarcastically depends on context.

How the dark moon emoji is used based on context.

Sexually: Girl- What's up?

Guy- My dick 🌚

Sarcastically: Girl- How was your day?

Guy- Slept through it.

Girl- How eventful. 🌚

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Gay after dark

When a gay is still in the closet, but comes out after dark to have sex with other gays.

Emily: What's going on with Mitchell?

Harrison: I dunno, I think he's gay after dark!

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dark vamp writer

1.) A popular young inspiring vampire writer
2.) A vampire writer who is somewhat imfamous on the internet for writing No Such Things As Vampires
3.) Dark short stories written by a vampire author

I read Dark Vamp Writer's stories they make me fantasize alot

I just read a dark vamp written story it was great

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Dark Baird

The act of giving falatio to a male while having a "loaf" style haircut. After storing the semen in one's mouth the falatio giver spits the semen on a flat surface and then snorts into the nose with a curly straw.

Loaf boy loves giving dark Bairds to his co-workers.

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