Do Date Dump

A game requiring the selection of three arbitrary individuals to be categorized in a one-to-one fashion with three categories: one individual must be copulated with and then discarded (the Do); one individual must be entered into a long-term commitment with (the Date); the final individual is one that you would forego any interaction with (the Dump).

Oh...oh god, you're making a Do Date Dump for Peter Chris and Meg Griffin? I guess...Do Chris, Date Peter, and Dump Meg.

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watching Date Movie

smoking weed/being under its influence

Me: Dude, let's go watch Date Movie while watching Date Movie!
Alek: Sounds good.

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date rape face

one who possesses the face of a date rapist.

I can't believe she is marrying him. besides he has date rape face.

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elite cutoff date

arguments have risen and it’s time to settle it. the last elite year of the 2000’s kids is 2006.

2007 kid: iM EliEtE

real 2000’s kid: sorry, the elite cutoff date actually ends at 2006. :)

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Sticky date puddin

Is a term used not only for a desert but also to describe a poofters or womans arsehole after a guy has blown hes load inside his/her arse and the cum oozes out.

My god thats a chunky sticky date puddin Ive lobbed you with there bitch

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Got a date with the health inspector

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

Tri-State Pussy Date

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.

Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."