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To ask a pretty woman you happen to meet on the street for a drink
Wow that girl is cute!" - "Are you going to do the andy on her?" - "Yeah, I should
To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.
Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.
Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.
Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!
A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..
Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for
a poo and a do.
meaning to tell a lie or stage a hoax, which you then believe yourself and to then panic when you realise the jokes gone too far
doing a gooch - "im going to be on britains got talent"
Falling flat on your face after only drinking a little bit.
Person 1: Ah, I only had one beer and fell flat on my face last night.
Person 2: It's okay, doing a Sam happens to the best of us.
The act of throwing up on a piece of expensive equipment or electronic item.
Person 1: He's doing a Charlie!! He threw up on his computer!
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