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“Don’t be a dry texter”
“Why?”
“Cuz it’s toxic 🙄🤚🏼“
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When a penis cannot produce semen even when stimulated
"Hey do you want to have sex?" "Sorry, I have dry chicken."
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When it rains while you're out on a romantic date. You're both wet.
She invites you to her place, where you both have sex with your clothes on. The friction caused by you two tumbling around generates enough heat to dry your clothes.
During that storm last Saturday, Jenny invited me in to give me a tumble dry.
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(verb to be): to be either a ) financially extorted b) emotionally abused c) generally taken advantage of d) any combination thereof
why are you in such a relationship where you have been taken to the dry cleaners multiple times?
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Women, this one's for you all. This is like the female version of blue balls. It can happen in any of the ways it can to man, just to one of you fine ladies. Ranging anywhere from being walked in on during masturbation to a guy cumming way too early and leaving you wet and horny.
"Oh my God! Brent left me hung out to dry last night, he finished in like 30 seconds and then just up and left!"
"Last night I was going to town and my mom walked in, I had to hang myself out to dry!"
"Dude, bro, so this bitch was all like suckin my dick bro, and I like started fucking her right? Well I was like you know what I'm done and finished within the minute and left that bitch hung out to dry! She was so pissed bro!"
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When you eat BBQ and you finger a girl with your BBQ fingers
I took my girl to dinner then gave her the ole texas dry rub
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Left with a self Induced drug/alcohol addiction and a non existent sex life after a break up.
Well since getting the professional psychosocial support you may need after after a break up is financially unaffordable for most people, it isn't surprising a lot of them will be left high and dry.
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