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When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.
Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.
Dustin joe ethan’s-wite someone you can only pray could be real. She spends her time indulging in books or finding the next anime to watch. She’s deeper than she seems and finds peace at sea. She’s on the verge of eye sight yet you will never find her with glasses on for she mostly lost them. She randomly weirdly craves weird foods like hot sauce and if she was rich she would she would make sure to have seafood boil each day. She has the most beautiful eyes you’ve ever seen like a book filled with emotion waiting to be read. Her smile is probably the most beautiful you’ve seen for she smiles so big you can see her pinkish gums and pretty indents filled with comfort like art in a person something you never miss. She finds comfort in space and greek mythology and theirs a 100% you have found someone as in love with her dog as her. her future is bright and hopefully i’m in in. Overall dustin joe ethan’s-wite is out of this world.
I could only dream of someone like dustin joe ethan’s-wite
This is the best bop in the world and he has sex all day long
ethan rivera fuck it’s so big
When you can't accept that you have lost and all you can do is complain
Why are you crying over losing. That's gotta be an Ethan Moment
An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny
"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.
Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy