Rusty egg

When somebody's balls dry out

Yo did you hear Kevin got the rusty egg

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egg nog

A ferret like creature that lives amoungst you in your home. Normally drinks pints of the dark stuff (nig nog) and annoys you by never sleeping and doubling up as Rosemarie's baby

Hey Egg Nog - keep your evil anits to yourself you Nig Nog loving coon!

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Egg Money

The money that is wasted when you drop your egg salad in the Costco lift.

*Egg salad slips and crashes to the ground*
"Oh no, EGG MONEYYYYYYYY"

1:"Got paid the other day"
2:"EGG MONEHH"

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egg-nut

Like grape nuts, but not as grapey.

That Egg-Nut sure looks like the grape nut I just saw!

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Egg nog

First, you must participate in anal sex with your partner (doesn't matter what gender, as long as you're a guy) then you must ejaculate in their rectum and coninue to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the semen starts mixing with their feces. You then pull out and have your partner lick the mixture off of your penis

Guy 1: so did you get with Sally?
Guy 2: hell yeah! I gave her some egg nog!
Guy 1: awesome!

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West Egg

A euphamism for a vagina.

"Damn girl, I'm ready to bust one up ya West Egg.!"

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Cadbury Egg

Jacking off into a turd and filling it up with sperm then biting in to it resulting what appears to be a Cadbury Egg.

John: " I gave Drew my special Cadbury Egg and he enjoyed the cream filling."

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