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Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).
Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.
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also know as plumping. this term is a little more descriptive though. the term is derived from the idea of macking on fat chicks, a.k.a. plumpers. it is also a great american pasttime, much like baseball.
"Hey man, wanna go plumping tonight?"
"What do you mean by plumping?"
"Fat macking man!"
"Oh!!! Of course I wanna go, that's my favorite pasttime."
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a reagent added to a reaction in order to create the thermodynamically favored enol.
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Hot Topic for fat Emo/Alernative chicks also known as "Torrid"
Ever since Fatima went went emo, she shops at Fat Topic.
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Barbie Fat is when your fat but not actually fat. Its something a model would say to another model, when she's eating a cake instead of eating a celery. Yes at that mere instance of eating just that once slice of cake you are barbie fat.
Barbie because women are often surrounded with the idea that she must look like that picture perfect barbie model and figure. The norm of looking like barbie has made me invent the idea of being barbie fat, simply being 'fat' when your not actually fat.
By: O.K
brunette: hey i weigh just 5 more pounds than you
Blonde: your fat
brunette: doesnt get it
me: no one will brunette, your not fat your "barbie fat"
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Parts of the body that sticks out an inch or so; when you grab at the body part it's a hand full of flab which equates to a pocket of change.
The Fat po'cket on her arms jiggle like Jell-O.
Due to my Fat po'cket I had to lie down, to squeeze into my jeans.
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Someone who calls 9-1-1 for fast food inquiries
The fat fucks who misused 9-1-1 emergency services shall be arrested.
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