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1. A slang term conveying disbelief in what someone else says or does.
2. A slang term telling someone to shut the fuck up and drop whatever they're saying or doing because it is pissing you off.
The meaning is largely denoted by listening to the persons vocal inflections who is saying it.
1. Tom: Man, you shoulda seen this chick..she looked just like Rhianna, she was so hot. And she was all over me!
Greg: Man, get the fuck on! Ain't no bitch lookin like Rhianna gonna wan't shit to do with your ass!
2. Tom: Is that your girlfriend, Amy? Man she's hot as hell. I'd tap that ass in a second.
Greg: Man, you need to get the fuck on with that shit. Lemme see you fuckin' wit my girl and imma break my foot off in your ass!
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When someone does or says something unforgivably ignorant and/or idiotic that negatively affects another person or group(s) of people(akin to betrayal).
He pulled a fucking burke when he ratted us out to his mom!
You'd have to be a real fucking burke to masturbate in the same room as a group of your friends.
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When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.
Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.
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When both parties simultaneously fall asleep during drunk intercourse whilst penis is still inserted in the vaginal cavity. Also both parties are snoring.
During my best friends wedding I walked into my lodge room and on my bunk bed I witnessed his sister Snore fucking her boyfriend; I had to show Ned and Tim.
A greasy, lubed-up sexual encounter in which some kind of lubricant is used in excess.
Guy #1: I had such a great oil fuck last night with my girl! There was Vaseline everywhere!
Guy #2: Dude that's kinda gross.
Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!
Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
Similarly to fucked silly, this saying is used after sexual intercourse describing how hard he or she was fucked
Girl 1: "last night I was fucked stupid, omg"
Girl 2: "I'm dating your boyfriend."
Girl 1: "what?"