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When playing the drinking game CAPS, when the beer cap splashes beer onto your opponent face/chest, it is known as a "golden necklace".
You just got the golden necklace... hahahaha!
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When your lover pees on you in the shower while one of you sticks a finger (or tongue) in the other's bum.
"hey sweetheart, hop in the shower with me and let me give you a Golden Buzzer to start the morning off right"
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A show about a bunch of old ladies who shared a house together in Flordia. There was 4 women (I think), that were featured in the show. There was this real tall one, and Betty White was in it.
Announcer:
Don't miss the cliffhanging episode of the golden girls "The case of the lost teeth: Part 2"
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Pissing cumulatively in a toilet without flushing for several times and then having your special someone drink it all.
I gave her a golden bath yesterday and it was dope, but someone called the cops on me.
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A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.
'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
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Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.
That botch forgot the golden rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad
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brown wings is to experience anal sex for the first time. To get your golden wings there must be no love juices/lube involved.
I fucked her dry up the arse - I got my golden wings
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