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As Adam W. would say " I Been Teain since i been Teain!
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When you want to act hard on facebook by useing something a basic bitch used on Dr.phill youll cash me out side. Ill beat day as hoe.
Aye bitch cash me out side how bou dah.
Hey Terry kramer im mad at your post cash me out side how bou dah
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how long have you known the person in question?
person#1. how long you been knowing him/her?
person#2. I been knowing him/her for long time
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A question asked to spot the kinky ones in a group.
Guy: How many do you like in your ear?
Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)
He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).
In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
this phrase means how can someone stand out from everyone else but still able to blend in the environment
He makes rock music
She makes landscape paintings
but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate
"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"
An answer to every possible question.
- So you grew up in Louisiana?
- I don’t see how that’s any of your business.