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Irish Plastic Surgery

n. Physical Spousal Abuse, esp. a husband hitting his wife.

When Irish Plastic Surgery is performed too often, it can leave a face leathery and weathered.

by Aubrassai February 28, 2011

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Irish Bandit

One loose hair trying to sneak through jeans or pants around the crotchal region and visible to others.

Deriving from the term "Irish Pennant". The term "Irish pennant" derives from the Royal Navy during the time of sailing ships. It was a loose or untidy end of a line. In Navy and Marine Corps parlance today, an Irish pennant is a loose thread on a uniform, for which you get gigged at inspection.

Hey Shannon...You've got a lil Irish bandit pokin' out there or something?

by Muscle Wu May 17, 2012

4πŸ‘ 1013πŸ‘Ž


Irish balloon

after having sex when you take the condom off you pour whiskey inside it then mix it up and pour it into the girls mouth.

-(frank) Hey kenny i gave sarah and irish balloon last night.
-(kenny)Frank your insane.
-(frank)yep.

by big ape October 12, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1012πŸ‘Ž


Irish Aim

Ability to urinate and/or vomit without making a mess whilst intoxicated.

We learned Mike had Irish Aim after he puked up all that cheap wine without getting a drop on the floor.

by Mr Coffee Bear March 9, 2015

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Irish Waterfall (Irish fish market, Luck of the Irish, Drunken Irishman)

It's when a guy takes a full beer (preferably Guinness) and empties it in a womans vagina during intercourse. The man then proceeds to drink the alcohol from the opening as it flows out in similarity to a waterfall.

An Irishman is having sex with a lady, and decides to pour his beer right down her vagina in order for him to go drink, and lick it out while pleasuring his companion. This is then called an Irish Waterfall (Irish fish market, Luck of the Irish, Drunken Irishman).

by GregoryLarkinRonan March 18, 2010

4πŸ‘ 606πŸ‘Ž


Irish Car Bath

When one uses the windshield washer and squeegee at the gas station to clean other parts of the car.

A bird crapped on the hood of my car, so I just pulled into Shell and gave it an Irish Car Bath after I filled up.

by sparkyb99 June 28, 2011

6πŸ‘ 424πŸ‘Ž


International Irish Tupac enthusiasts day

Day to celebrate craicboi mental and his best song ever : Irish Tupac. It’s celebrated on the 30th of February annually. Also known as International Irish Tupac enthusiasts day

Rory: I’m such a loser, when’s International Irish Tupac enthusiasts day again ?

Katherine: wow take the L. It’s on the 30th of February every year and it’s also called international Irish Tupac day

Rory: thank you , you’re amazing ! Here’s the W

by uefhejuxhske March 8, 2022

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