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A person who recently received a video game or new console for Christmas and has absolutely zero fucking idea what they are doing. They enter multi-player mode and bring your team down because they suck. They’re a huge, moronic liability and are guaranteed to be on your team.
God! Why do we always get the Christmas random on our team? Fuck this RNG.
Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.
Christmas Vomit: deflated holiday decorations that litter people's lawns during the day.
"Don't step in the Christmas Vomit"
the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms
hey, have you seen the gæs christmas musical?
A bunch of guys bukkakeing a woman who's sitting with her head pointed up, and her mouth wide open, so all the guys presents go down her chimney mouth.
"Yo did you hear about the party at Sarah's house?"
"Yeah man, like 6 guys were Christmas Eve'ing her"
To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.
Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.
Give people who just gave you worst presents.
Guy: here’s your present
Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you
December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day