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jacob is megggga thiccness like thiccer than the moon
Everyone: Jacob is mega thicc cause he is big boi
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A ugly no life fat hairy cunt faced gentle bad lover who hates him self and has no respect for anyone or even him self he is also a fat shy wombat he also loves to rage at his vagina and loves anal and he is in Simons pants
Hey Jacob
Hey Simon
Your a fat hairy shy wombat
:'(
Jacob Mathew Knox
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Men are always right, women are always wrong.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not.
According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow
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The process of having a can of monster shoved inside your ass by your best friends after him catching you trying it by yourself
"hey wanna try a dirty karl jacobs?"
"leave me alone get the fuck away from me never speak again."
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Short love with nothing happening
That looks like a serenity+jacob=<3 relationship
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Jacob is a huge faggot who is in loveeee with ethan harris who also is a faggottttt
dude jacob is dating ethan. what a fag.
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A simple definition PERFECTION
Per-fect-ion
Or even
My husben
Hus-ben
Jacob sartorius is my everything
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