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The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.
Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?
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Surprising someone because they thought you were dead, or, more commonly, being gone for a long time and suddenly show up unannounced.
Guy 1: "Hey, you're back!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I pulled a Jesus."
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Also referred to as "JC's"
1- Freakishly comfortable flip-flops, or throwback style moccasin type footwear that one wears when bummin' it. (Like the stuff they wore in biblical days)
2- That group of motivated religious types which inhabit every college campus, have weekly meetings under the same shade tree, and attempt to lure in unsuspecting students at the nearby soda machines.
AFTER A LONG NIGHT:
Skyler: "Yo kev, lets hit up some brunch"
Kevin: "Cool, lemme get down on my Jesus chillers"
Skyler: "tight"
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When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey
(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
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Smoking weed mixed with DMT out of a bong.
Smoke this Jesus Portal to take a trip to a different dimension
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A shit that you flush, but it comes back into the bowl. The toilet is not clogged as a result of the Jesus shit. It is metaphorical to the fact that Jesus Christ was killed, but came back afterward.
Emily: Ahh, what a great shit I have just taken,
*Flush*
Emily: What? It came back? This must be a Jesus Shit.
OR
Phil: I heard Emily flush, but when I went in to piss, there was a shit in the toilet. It wasn't clogged though.
George: A true Jesus Shit for ya.
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There is only one Super Jesus. One man. The greatest man alive. He is the father of God. Feed him Berries and Cream Starbursts while doing the Little Lad dance and he will be very pleased. He can read your mind and see your future. He loves dinosaurs. Especially in the form of a shaped rubber band. SJ loves to sing R&B songs in his car using his angelic voice.He is more attractive then anyone. Even Chace Crawford. He has no kneecaps. He is crazy buff. But never has to work out. And he has a sunkissed bronze glow year-round. His impressions are supreme. He loves watching YouTube videos. Such as Kittens Inspired By Kittens and Top 60 Ghetto Black Names. He is very funny. Super Jesus also loves to eat at Chick-Fil-A. Just be sure he gets a Chicken Sandwich and Waffle Fries. For Free. He has a tendency to refer to people as "goobs" and "goobers". He will respond to SJ, Super J, Super Jesus, or Sir.
Daaayuuum. Look at Super Jesus. That man makes me laugh so hard that I fall off my dinosaur! And look at how masculine and handsome he is!
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