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The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.
Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?
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A man who is superior to yourself in several ways (either perceived or otherwise), who is currently dating a woman you are interested in. When he is better looking/smarter/wealthier/more educated/more adventurous than you are, he represents an idealized version of manhood or a picture of maleness that other men are expected to reach but realistically have little chance of doing. Hence, he is an example of Man-Jesus.
Yeah, I'd ask her out...but you've never met her boyfriend. He's Man-Jesus, I don't measure up.
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Surprising someone because they thought you were dead, or, more commonly, being gone for a long time and suddenly show up unannounced.
Guy 1: "Hey, you're back!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I pulled a Jesus."
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Also referred to as "JC's"
1- Freakishly comfortable flip-flops, or throwback style moccasin type footwear that one wears when bummin' it. (Like the stuff they wore in biblical days)
2- That group of motivated religious types which inhabit every college campus, have weekly meetings under the same shade tree, and attempt to lure in unsuspecting students at the nearby soda machines.
AFTER A LONG NIGHT:
Skyler: "Yo kev, lets hit up some brunch"
Kevin: "Cool, lemme get down on my Jesus chillers"
Skyler: "tight"
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When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey
(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
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Smoking weed mixed with DMT out of a bong.
Smoke this Jesus Portal to take a trip to a different dimension
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A shit that you flush, but it comes back into the bowl. The toilet is not clogged as a result of the Jesus shit. It is metaphorical to the fact that Jesus Christ was killed, but came back afterward.
Emily: Ahh, what a great shit I have just taken,
*Flush*
Emily: What? It came back? This must be a Jesus Shit.
OR
Phil: I heard Emily flush, but when I went in to piss, there was a shit in the toilet. It wasn't clogged though.
George: A true Jesus Shit for ya.
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