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The immense feeling of tiredness that follows ejaculating, whether masturbation or sex. The reason why many men masturbate in bed so they can fall asleep easier.
Last night i couldn't fall asleep, so i jacked off and the post-jizz fatigue helped me fall asleep right away.
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It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.
Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
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when you jizz on a girl and you tell all your friends.
Paris Hilton: i don't like when you guys jizz n' tell
Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.
Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half
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A philly jizz steak originated in a dirty ass public school cafeteria when one of the cafeteria dudes in the back replaced the common ingredient of liquid cheese with jizz on the philly cheese steaks to make a philly jizz steaks
Yo lemme get a philly jizz steak with extra jizz
I understand the sandwich is 2.99, but is jizz extra?
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When 5 Bosnian men all jizz into a cup and poor it on their dad
Hey busnir get radis and the guys and we'll make a Bosnian Jizz Bomb
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Just like jell-o shooters but you replace the jell-o with jizz
those were some good jizz-o shooters at your party
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Something to decscribe your moms vagina
Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!
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