flo job

the opposite of a grumpy, when someone tosses your salad while your taking a piss

deano gave me a godly flo job earlier

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sewer job

To stick your penis in another person's ear and ejaculate in it.

My bitch wasn't listening to me, so I whipped it out, stuck it in her ear, and gave her a nice sewer job.

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Steve Job

The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.

Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?

Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!

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Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.

1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.

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Blown Job

What happens when the lucky girl giving you oral pleasure doesnt swallow and instead lets you soil your clothes and underpants in your own delight.

Frank: You went out in the parking lot?
Cody: Yeah it was good! But I couldnt go back into the club after that blown job. I was a mess!

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vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS

As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job

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The Good Job

The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with a thumbs-up, and shoving your thumb right into the colon.

Bruce loved to give Chris the Good Job, however Chris always wanted more than just a thumb in his ass.

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