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The guy who plays Major John Sheppherd on Stargate: Atlantis. He is a babe and has lovely black hair. His wife is a very lucky lady.
"Mmm...Stargate? Gotta watch it for sexy Shep!"
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Two words Jenny Craig! He is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my whole life! He thinks he is black but he looks like a chink. He needs to stop eating so much crap and loose some weight before he gets a heartattack!
What am I talking about I want him to have a heartattack!
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Term used to describe someone who is annoying, over confident, and friendless. It is frequently used as a substitute for the word noob.
Joe: You guy's wanna play Modern Warfare 2?
Your Response: No you noob, your Joe and Joe's Out.
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(n) something that possesses high levels of gangster swag*.
(v) to be the illest.
*joe pesci killed swag.
(n) That song is Joe Pesci as fuck.
(v) Did you hear Oreo's verse? That shit is Joe Pesce
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Internet Schmuck 1: “You know Joe?”
Internet Schmuck 2: “Who’s Joe?”
Internet Schmuck 1: “Joe M-“
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The bathroom, the toilet, or a urinal.
Hang on for a second, guys. I need to go and use the Joe Piscopo.
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