my very nice grandma (she asked for this to be made because she felt sad about her name with so much crap on it)
she also makes our family biscuits that are really good so i also made this because of that
my grandmother: "hey why did they have to use my name? why not karen with a 'c'?"
me: "its more of an adjective then a name at this point"
my grandmother: *reads another definition*
my grandmother: "blah blah uses her 'pussy?!'"
me: "pussy pass, grandma, its basically a get out of jail free card women use"
my grandmother: "oh"
Some fat bitch with a shitty ass haircut who i wanna strangle and they drive 1998 Honda mini vans with 5 kids who all like fortnite
Karen:hey
Literally anyone; no
someone who asks for the manager and has a long bowl cut hair
someone went to the store to buy some food, the people ask her to wear a mask, she refuses and asks to speak to the manager, therefore she is a Karen . someone who asks for the manager and has a long bowl cut hair.
Used to describe one or more of the following
A single mother...
... who took the kids
... of three unvaccinated and "healthy" children
... with a bob haircut
... who wishes to speak to the manager
... and feminist
... who posts/likes minion memes on Facebook
... who is entitled to your property because "my kid has good grades and you don't even need it"
... who can cure anything with essential oils, home remedies, and alternative medicine
The list goes on, really.
Lady- Is this dairy-free soy-free?! I demand you go out and remake all of this food!
Caterer- I don't work for you, sorry.
Lady- I don't care! If my little Jimmy doesn't get his organic fig bar, I will gladly take him to eat elsewhere!
Caterer- Fine by me
Lady- *storms off*
Person standing near-by- what a Karen.
A meme derived from a joke Dane Cook told sometime in the early 'teens or so. It went viral and since then, no parent in the western hemisphere would dare touch it as a possible name for their newborn daughter.
Young Girl : Mommy, why didn't you name me Karen ?
Mom : Dear, what's wrong with Deuteronomy Lips ? Is this a Boy Named Sue thing ?
Young Girl : No, it's not ! In fact, I happen to LOVE the name Karen ! I think I'm going to sue you and Dad both for not naming me properly ! Hah ! 😛
Mom : Oh, f****in' s**t, you are a Karen ! 😖😫🥵
A Karen ... Asks for your manager, got that ugly hair and yells a lot
Girl1: omg it's a Karen run girl2: AH
A middle aged woman (usually white) that throws toddler like fit if she/they don't get what they want.
Oh shit! It's a Karen, fuck that!