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What I do EVERYDAY... at lunch..
Hey man, did you get into anything good after work??
Yeah buddy, Kevin's mom...
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The act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his penis - tearing the skin - then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bloody section. The stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.
Woah, I had a Celtic Kevin earlier and it made me fancy some cheesecake.
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Being popular, or well wanted, but using that said power for deviant sexual acts.
Guy: bro, bro, bro, I was a director of a movie and I made this 14 year old girl blow me if she wanted the part.
An intellectual: Stop Kevin Spaceying bro just hire a hooker.
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Basically the guy with the biggest dick ever and gets all the sexiest and beautifulest girls.He's the most sexiest, cutest, and handsomest. He knows how to have fun and know how to fuck hard. He gets the most girls in the school and has the greatest humor. He is also the most romanticist guy ever to know. He will always be their for you and do the most amazing things with you. He's also the greatest sports player. He will be the greatest boyfriend ever. He is the guy you want to marry.
Brianna: I fucked Kevin Cho last night, and his dick was sooooo huge.
Megan: Now I want to get fucked by him.
MacKenzie: He's also sexy, cute, and handsome.
Brianna: I know, I wish he was mine.
Megan and MacKenzie: Sammmmmeeee.
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The non Catholic way of religion that has 5 less commandments (as 10 is too many to remember), the 5 commandments remaining have been modified to fit in today's society, No more Sunday early AM Masses come Saturday night and drink my wine (Bacardi, Coke w/ Lime) and eat my Christ chips, no alter servers below the age of 21, the spokespersons of the sermon can and are required to be involved (with no celibacy) so there are no involvement with any and all followers and like the Catholics all is forgiven as well.
Had Tiger Woods and his ex wife joined the Kevin-ism culture prior to getting married there would have been no issues as his adulterous ways would not have happened. We tried to convert him prior to a divorce as all things can be saved and forgiven
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Kick ass filmmaker... Made hilarious films such as Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. An Evening Qith Kevin Smith is hilarious; he's an excellent speaker.
Kevin Smith was on Degrassi with Mewes. It was cool. He is the shit. And Smooch my Booty, you confuse me.
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He's one of the best writer/director/producers in recent history with Scott Mosier. These two have pumped out several great movies. This is a very simple premise. Kevin Smith makes good movies. He is creative, he writes snappy dialog, and he is funny. From Clerks to Mallrats, from Chasing Amy to Dogma and back again to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back --- his movies are very solid. He's also known as Silent Bob.
Kevin Smith wrote and directed Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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